Lanny: My mom has that exact same nightgown.
Me: What does that say about me?
Lanny: It says that you are a voluptuous woman.
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Me: I could really use four bears right now.
Lanny: I like to give each bear specialized attention.
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Lanny: Who do you think you are, that fucking fat girl from Aladdin?
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