Unrelated

Lanny: Popcorn. God's little way of saying, "Thank you, humans."

Lanny

"Look who's got a little army arm!"

Lanny Says Hello

Hello my beautiful, beautiful children.

A Compliment from Lanny

You have the face of an angel and the lips of a big ol' ape.

Lanny Raps About the Children Michela Babysits

Yo my name is Brixton and I'm five months old!!

59th and 1st

You never realize how ubiquitous payphones are until your life depends on finding one.

Lanny Joins the Circle

Lanny: I have a question for you. How ya livin Biggie Smalls? Okay I have another question. It's the same one.

Yeah This is One of the Weirdest

Hi my name's Lanny and I sometimes like to suck on your shoulder, you know, for warmth.

Two Phoebe's

Lanny: Hi I'm Phoebe. What's your name?
Me: Phoebe.
Lanny: That's so weird!!

Organic Cafes on Bedford Ave

I like how the writing on the bathroom wall is always relevant to whatever's happening in your life at the given moment.

See, this blog is multi-functional!

Lanny's Most Commonly Repeated Phrase

"big ol' baby"

Nonsensical Tidbits from Lanny

Lanny: My mom has that exact same nightgown.
Me: What does that say about me?
Lanny: It says that you are a voluptuous woman.
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Me: I could really use four bears right now.
Lanny: I like to give each bear specialized attention.
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Lanny: Who do you think you are, that fucking fat girl from Aladdin?

Lanny's Brother and his Girlfriend are Coming to Visit

Lanny: I am going to go have lunch with Alexa, and then I'm going to work. Then I'm going to give birth to three babies and kill one of them. And I'm bringing home the other two and their names are Michael and Jessie.

Protect the Nannies

Lanny: I've been up for two hours already. And I read an article about a nanny in New York magazine and I almost cried at the end.
Me: Why!
Lanny: Because she created legislation to protect the nannies!

Phat with a Ph

Phoebe you are the phattest most inconsiderate phat person i've ever met. You are the phat person with the least amount of considerate.

Upon Leaving for Work

Lanny: Bye Phoebe. See you never.
Me: Bye.
Lanny: Bye Amalia. See you later. When we have sex.
Amalia: *no response*