Monday, February 4, 2013

Accusation from Lanny

All you ever do is brag about how large and in charge you are.

Freestyle Rap

Constant twins, everybody wins

Popcorn, popcorn sally

getcha mom getcha mom getcha mom down

what the fuck you doin with my body?

Poem About Pie, by Lanny

mm sexy

slice of pie

slicey

Sunday, December 2, 2012

Saturday, June 16, 2012

Beach Wisdom


Lanny: I'm just trying to make everyone feel better. Usually I use my body and my sexuality to do that, but today I'm gonna use optimism.

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Lanny: You've got the badonkadonk-donk of the county.

Thursday, January 13, 2011

To Steve and Liz, in Miami

Lanny: You are all beautiful, beautiful people. In truly horrible bodies.

Sunday, December 19, 2010

Unrelated

Lanny: Popcorn. God's little way of saying, "Thank you, humans."

Wednesday, November 3, 2010

Monday, July 26, 2010

Thursday, July 22, 2010

59th and 1st

You never realize how ubiquitous payphones are until your life depends on finding one.

Sunday, July 18, 2010

Lanny Joins the Circle

Lanny: I have a question for you. How ya livin Biggie Smalls? Okay I have another question. It's the same one.